June 17, 2004

bad Michael Jackson jokes/Silly Quiz

How can you tell when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

The big hand touches the little hand.


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is made of plastic and is harmful for children to play with, and the
other you put groceries in.

How to make a Zippy
1 part jealousy
5 parts self-sufficiency
1 part instinct
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge!


Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com Posted by zippy at June 17, 2004 9:46 AM