How can you tell when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
The big hand touches the little hand.
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
One is made of plastic and is harmful for children to play with, and the
other you put groceries in.
| How to make a Zippy |
| Ingredients: 1 part jealousy 5 parts self-sufficiency 1 part instinct |
| Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge! |