November 24, 2003


And I say to you, corporate behemoth PepsiCo, as I slog through a Monday on not enough sleep, I give thanks to your teeth-rotting concoction of sugar, caffiene, and 'other natural flavors' which I have spent the last 5 hours drinking (as I am not so talented at drinking an entire 20 oz. of anything, much less Mountain Dew). Oh wait, except beer.

Posted by zippy at November 24, 2003 5:01 PM